Well, steal might work. Buuuuut I was thinking, what if you tried out for a job?

[Blitzø's tail curled playfully - he was now completely laying on the table, over all their overdue bills and threats of eviction.]

I applied for a product tester or cage slut! But you've got the less niche appeal. You could blow this big chicken out of the water.

[He gives Fizz a couple of playful pokes to his collarbone, nothing rough.]

Plus, then we get to dress like sexy sluts all the time for work! WAY better than some shitty nanny gig or bodyguard job or frying fast food.