"Welp, that's a green light for me. After the arcade I'm gonna plant my ass somewhere and wag my tail to see whose head turns."

Look, he'd seen SOME hell hounds by now from ones who walked on by the windows, but did they have this wonderfully fluffy, curled tail? No. This was bonafide poof.

He paused and put a claw to his chin.

"Or... wait, I might attract someone into pet play."

A beat.

"Nah, nevermind, I'm into it."