"Fie. You hardly match all of the texts or the hype. She'd see how you're a silly old fuddy-duddy obsessed with rubber ducks and desperate to care for your daughter and be sold immediately."

He chuckled, softly.

"Though she'd never put up with any sass. She'd tweak the ears of men thrice her size for disrespecting her. I doubt you being the literal Devil would dissuade her."