"Ugh- I'm telling you, it's a lost art!" He griped. "But no no NO, it's 'dweeby' and comes with 'stupid outfits'! Who cares if it brought people joy and solace, same as with any genre of music!"

But he'd been over this a thousand times in his life so far. Lucifer deflated and lay his head back. He pressed his glass against his heated cheek and temple.

"But if I've got to be the guy that brings it back, I'll be the guy that brings it back. Humankind will shock themselves sick when they find out that the rebirth of polka is thanks to the fucking Devil himself! Let's see their Bibles try to explain THAT!"