"Heheh... heheh..." His hands steepled, he had more than a few ideas.

"Phones that speak in tongues. Maybe the battery overheats, makes it pop, and all the guts inside turn into a black goop..."

Yeah... yeah, it's been a good hundred years or two of really annoying photographs and more. When every person's pocket held a camera thanks to smart phones, he couldn't help but feel like a grouchy old man about it. Fucking... jackass Vox...