"Why, you've done a perfect job corrupting me, o devil~" Alastor chuckled, leaning back to pull the plug and drain the tub. And taking Lucifer out of the bath, cradling his silly little brie-pear-slug, he snapped to use a bit of magic to instantly wick them dry and dress himself.

Not Lucifer, though! He was still going to get laid out on the bed as though it were a platter.

"Now you reap the rewards~"