Even that wouldn't be so dull. Alastor lets out a bored hmm.

"Worse. Dull drivel, salacious remarks about bodies. Utterly tiresome and indecorous rambling about cleavage or whatever else in a way that makes them sound like an overly obsessed teenager. Not even any appreciation for aesthetics in a sincere way."

Considering Alastor dressed so conservatively, that probably wasn't all that much of a shock.

"Those sorts don't even have relationship drama worth eavesdropping on. Good for absolutely nothing."