"Should I deny myself the enjoyment of new art? No, no no, that won't do!"

The performance deserved a shift in scenery - Alastor feigned receiving a blow, dramatically gasping and leaping back into his room again, dismissing his mic stand and brandishing his fireplace's fire iron. It made a much more satisfying 'whoosh' sound when it swung, after all.

"I have a strong admiration for the likes of Chaplin and Atkinson alike! Just because most entertainment has become meaningless drivel doesn't mean there's not the occasional diamond in the rough."