"I surely hope you continue a radio broadcast now that things have settled down. If anything, it would vex that Vox. You seem to have had it quite heated for a while. I couldn't even begin to tell you the number of times he's tried to push a cable package on me, thinking I have any such interest in having my brain rot with all the reality television, porn and memetic commercials I could ever wish to choke on."

His tail whipped behind him with a sharp crack. He moved to refill his own glass.

"You know what? I enjoy this. It has been a good few hundred years since I've had a time quite like the last several weeks. I wouldn't mind stirring scandal more often."