nO THIS WAS WORSE...! But no amount of maneuvering with his mouth could get the hanky to swat at the hand.

"Rescue mission." Sure. Let's go with that. But let's add something, make it pop-

"My idea was to become a duck and lead the others in a grand escape. Then we all were fleeing from the oven and becoming confit! The chef was strange, sang about how he wanted to cook us if he caught us. It was a nasty tactic to get the ducks scared, but they had their Captain. I code-named myself Captain Firequacker."