"Hah hah HAH! Oh, that would have them QUIVERING! I say we have the catering to set the mood even more! Every form of poultry that one can imagine. Just innocuous enough given who your ever auspicious plus-one is! Hahahah!"

Messing with the stuffy birds sounded utterly delightful. He almost hoped one caused trouble at the party, maybe he'd be treated to a nibble.