Fair, fair. Yet as he conjured the examples, Alastor would get the pleasure of a little jump from Lucifer.

"Oh! Those... are awful!" Yet he laughed at the absurdity. WOW, how long's it been since he's seen circus kitsch...?

"You've got to watch the others, of course, see how they open the fridge. Everyone does it in a certain way, even you. Then you've got your placement plan."