Okay, kids, everyone's got my phone number, right? I'll check all night, if anyone wants to duck out early we totally can, I'm gonna be the sober driver so we can all go home safe and sound!
[This is objectively not true, don't let him delude you.]
Don't mind the newly-made hellhound just standing and watching the festivity. He'd never seen so many hellhounds in one place, even having spent weeks here, and there was something comforting about seeing so many just... PEOPLE... here.
His tail wouldn't stop wagging. Everything smelled fun and tasty, but he wasn't sure where or if he wanted to begin. It's a semi overload of the senses, but he's absolutely against leaving.
Oh yeah, gluttony ring is SO your space, huh. This is gonna be the polar opposite of shitty hungry weeks, eat like fuckin' crazy and show Poochy that dream a' yours.
(Did someone invite another sin to the party? Yes, in fact; Bee herself did! The taller demon makes no attempt to hide himself from the crowd and can be seen helping them indulge in a similar manner. It's Bee's party and he's not gonna take it away from her, but he is gonna enable those willing to take part in his sin. The temptation makes it oh so delicious.
That said, Asmodeus is on his best* behavior, sharing a few drinks and having a good laugh. Lust and Gluttony have a few commonalities, so he's gonna be a catalyst with his own brand of spice. Aphrodisiacs, anyone? He made them himself. Guaranteed to satisfy and help you help satisfy your partner.
I'll...watch some videos on how to drive. Just in case.
(Octavia is getting used to taking care of both of her dads, so this is a precaution she's willing to take. Not like she's old enough to drink, anyway.)
Aww, sweetheart, you don't gotta. If I actually get carried away or whatever then you can do the portal thing instead and I'll get the car later, okay? I don't want you driving if it's too new and scary for you.
[He needed to eat as absolutely much as possible. He figured out how the phones work, but still needed to mess around and figure out how the apps work. but...]
I just talk to people, right? Everybody eats good stuff and drinks sometimes, so nobody should be a huge asshole in there...
Ohhhh fuck, someone got funnel cakes... second floor, on the left somewhere...
You'll be fine, kiddo, you're not even the kind of guy that would get into a bitchy fight so everyone's gonna love ya. --Just don't do drugs crazier than weed, got it? And don't go crazy on the beezeljuice, it's way fuckin' stronger than earth shit.
[She's made of swirling colors and honey. What... who is this person? Denji automatically accepted a beignet and dug in with a nod. First time. But he paused, startled, and licked a paw clean of powdered sugar. What... what was that he'd just eaten?]
No idea what that was, but that kicked ass! Are all parties like this...?? I could seriously get used to this.
(Okay, but the pats are all nice and Via can't help smiling because of them.)
It probably will be, but I want to learn. Something I chose instead of something forced on me as a Goetia.
(Via rolls her eyes about that. Too much of a free spirit for their liking and she's okay with that.</small)
And I know you'll wanna party, too. You should have that chance. I don't think I'd wanna drink, even if I was of age.
Oh, right. Well, lotsa people will be drinking so let me know if you get uncomfortable. I miiiight have a drink or two. Beezeljuice is fuckin sweet as fuck, made from honey and shit.
[He'll give Denji's nose a poke.]
Promised Loonie that I wasn't gonna do any keg stands or shit though so I'm not gonna go crazy. Promise.
Well, if you take a little taste test of a cocktail I won't tell. Have some fuckin excellent food and relax, sweetie, and if a guy even looks at you funny I'm gonna fucking tear his ears off.
[She does laugh at him not knowing what the performance was, though.]
I'm Queen Bee, lil' pup, and this is just one of my favorite Hive-Dives. I keep an update on my social media which place is gonna get the next big party.
[She'll take his hand and put the plate in his grip, before making them bigger with the wave of a finger.]
Eat up, pup, your indulgence fuels the whole party!
[Sitting on the bartop, Bee reached behind the counter and grabbed a bottle of beezeljuice, passing it to him in trade for the aphro.]
You're pretty smokin' tonight yourself, Ozzie. We gotta actually do that hedonism duet we keep wanting to do. One big ass party for people to get shitfaced and fuck like nuts - I already get lotsa cuties suckin' face around here that would SO tip over with some food play if prompted.
Thanks, dad. I'll throw a drink in his face and start a scene so you can find me.
(A half joke. She absolutely will, if it comes down to it.)
I don't usually go to parties - especially not royal ones - but this one might be alright. I hear Beelzebub's a great hostess. Prefers to go by Bee and she rocks that aesthetic.
Gotta admit, last time I was here, I wasn't in the right mind space. But Loonie was having a ton of fun and I am super glad for that, I think this place is gonna be actually a good time. Not that stuck up shit I crashed that one time.
(Trade offer accepted! She makes some truly fantastic stuff, and holds onto that bottle for later. The tray of aphros are held out for her and other party goers to pick at.)
Way ahead of you. These are just the appetizers; I got the chocolate fountain on standby.
(Chocolate strawberries? Hell fucking yes.)
Oh, I need that duet in my veins, girl. We never decided on a venue, did we? Your place or mine? The other sins will want a cut, if we host it on their rings.
I think we gotta double feature so we can both skim the good shit off the top of the crowd, baby. Or we can just be assholes and crash Sloth ring, what's Bel gonna do about it besides go into lockdown?
The second one's what really pissed mum off, right? I remember her screeching furiously in embarrassment and dad cackling like he brought The Creature to life.
(She didn't care for it much at the time, but now that she understands the context behind that little incident? Via's in full support of it.)
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