⬢⬡⬢GLUTTONY RING⬢⬡⬢

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Everyone deserves a fun night out - why not try out one of those hellhound parties that Loona's friend Tex talked about?

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[helluvaboss]

Okay, kids, everyone's got my phone number, right? I'll check all night, if anyone wants to duck out early we totally can, I'm gonna be the sober driver so we can all go home safe and sound!

[This is objectively not true, don't let him delude you.]

[mansbestend]

[His face was pressed to the window. He might leave a little wet nose smudge. His tail was going a hundred miles an hour.]

I smell cake... and pie... and fruit... I need in this fuckin' party...!!

[helluvaboss]

Oh yeah, gluttony ring is SO your space, huh. This is gonna be the polar opposite of shitty hungry weeks, eat like fuckin' crazy and show Poochy that dream a' yours.

[A hearty slap on the back!]

Time to go make some fuckin party friends kiddo!

[mansbestend]

[He needed to eat as absolutely much as possible. He figured out how the phones work, but still needed to mess around and figure out how the apps work. but...]

I just talk to people, right? Everybody eats good stuff and drinks sometimes, so nobody should be a huge asshole in there...

Ohhhh fuck, someone got funnel cakes... second floor, on the left somewhere...

[helluvaboss]

You'll be fine, kiddo, you're not even the kind of guy that would get into a bitchy fight so everyone's gonna love ya. --Just don't do drugs crazier than weed, got it? And don't go crazy on the beezeljuice, it's way fuckin' stronger than earth shit.

[mansbestend]

Beezle... what? [He finally pulled away from the window.]

Is that like alcohol? I'm... not really into that stuff. I could probably sniff it out anyway. Maybe. I know the taste, anyway.

[helluvaboss]

Oh, right. Well, lotsa people will be drinking so let me know if you get uncomfortable. I miiiight have a drink or two. Beezeljuice is fuckin sweet as fuck, made from honey and shit.

[He'll give Denji's nose a poke.]

Promised Loonie that I wasn't gonna do any keg stands or shit though so I'm not gonna go crazy. Promise.

[mansbestend]

[He wasn't sure what Blitz meant, but he appreciated the nose boop. He shrugged.]

Eh... not that I'm uncomfortable. I went to bars with my co-workers back home after work all the time. They'd drink each other under the table and I'd stick to tea. It was the whole... 'got kissed and they barfed up all their drinks mid-kiss' that put a hole in the mood, and that's probably common at a party like this.

[helluvaboss]

EH that depends, plenty of people here to eat until they can't fuckin' move too, or only here for one drink 'cause they gotta fuckin drive home. And LOTSA people dancing. You hit the dance floor you'll probably avoid any spewers.

[Encouraging pat on the back!]

[mansbestend]

[He was visibly puffed up.]

I'm gonna fuck up that dance floor. I have goals, Demon-Dad.

At least three numbers. Ten Sinstagrams.

[And he threw open the door.]

I'm gonna meet somebody here! Tonight's a fated encounter, I can feel it in my chest fluffies!

[systemofadowny]

I'll...watch some videos on how to drive. Just in case.

(Octavia is getting used to taking care of both of her dads, so this is a precaution she's willing to take. Not like she's old enough to drink, anyway.)

[helluvaboss]

Aww, sweetheart, you don't gotta. If I actually get carried away or whatever then you can do the portal thing instead and I'll get the car later, okay? I don't want you driving if it's too new and scary for you.

[Gently patting the gorl...]

[systemofadowny]

(Okay, but the pats are all nice and Via can't help smiling because of them.)

It probably will be, but I want to learn. Something I chose instead of something forced on me as a Goetia.

(Via rolls her eyes about that. Too much of a free spirit for their liking and she's okay with that.</small) And I know you'll wanna party, too. You should have that chance. I don't think I'd wanna drink, even if I was of age.

[helluvaboss]

Well, if you take a little taste test of a cocktail I won't tell. Have some fuckin excellent food and relax, sweetie, and if a guy even looks at you funny I'm gonna fucking tear his ears off.

[systemofadowny]

Thanks, dad. I'll throw a drink in his face and start a scene so you can find me.

(A half joke. She absolutely will, if it comes down to it.)

I don't usually go to parties - especially not royal ones - but this one might be alright. I hear Beelzebub's a great hostess. Prefers to go by Bee and she rocks that aesthetic.

[helluvaboss]

Gotta admit, last time I was here, I wasn't in the right mind space. But Loonie was having a ton of fun and I am super glad for that, I think this place is gonna be actually a good time. Not that stuck up shit I crashed that one time.

[...]

Two times.

[systemofadowny]

The second one's what really pissed mum off, right? I remember her screeching furiously in embarrassment and dad cackling like he brought The Creature to life.

(She didn't care for it much at the time, but now that she understands the context behind that little incident? Via's in full support of it.)

[helluvaboss]

Hah, yeah, well.

[He'll conveniently leave out the whole thing where he said that to get the attention off of himself long enough to bail...]

Heard your dad havin' a good cackle about it so I think he was in a good mood.

Okay to have this post-performance?

[lonelysmiles]

[Alastor has changed out of his usual outfit to basically compromise and blend in with the vibe: He has a red hoodie that goes just past his rear end over black dress pants and his usual shoes. The hoodie also looks like flickering flames when he's standing in shadow.]

[He's extra as fuck. And changing mid-performance was just adding icing on the cake. Sue him.]

[He's basically high off of the energy he got performing when he finds Blitø.]

I should've expected you'd be at this sort of soiree!

yep!

[helluvaboss]

Can't say I expected YOU to be a party boy! Still could totally fuck you up in a drinking contest, though.

[Blitzø barked out a laugh, grinning broadly.]

Good fuckin showman shit!

[lonelysmiles]

Ha! When in Rome, do as the Romans do! I can't say this is a venue I'd have chosen initially but it's never a good idea to annoy the hostess!

[He shakes his head with a laugh.]

I know better than to even try! I'd be on the floor with rips in reality opening up well before you started feeling it, my good fellow!

[helluvaboss]

Barky's not that big a deal! I fuckin drank her under the goddamn table last time I was here! Fuckers can't HANDLE how fucked up I can get.

[lonelysmiles]

Still, it isn't a good idea to annoy a Sin. I'm already likely to get into all sorts of trouble once King Lucifer hears about my little trip down here.

[He summons a slice of the pineapple pizza to himself, happily munching down on it for a moment.]

Perhaps in some way this is my "going out with a bang"! Ha ha!

[helluvaboss]

You think he's actually gonna execute ya?

[lonelysmiles]

I hold no illusions that it isn't a distinct possibility. Why, I met our king after I'd just finished killing the last of the old overlords, and he'd been ready to kill me then. Not that I blame him. A young upstart, freshly-manifested in Hell with the power to topple centuries-if-not-millennia-old evils? Who's to say I wouldn't attempt in Hell what he had in Heaven?

[He takes another bite of his pizza.]

He let me exist because he found my lack of desire to rule despite my conquest of the Pride Ring territories amusing. Once I cross that line of amusing to a potential threat, well, it's the void for me.