lonelysmiles: (You're Pissing Me Off...)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-13 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Alastor finished checking to see if his nose had been broken before staring at Vox cackling like a madman. When he saw the bandages turning red, something inside of him snapped.

Unaware that his eyes had turned to radio dials and his antlers were branching out, Alastor reached Vox in a few quick strides, grabbed his shoulder with one hand and the top of his stupid flat head with the other, and realigned them.

"Are you an idiot?! Your head's going to fall back off!"
lonelysmiles: (Warping Reality)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-13 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Alastor had no idea if it was just his imagination but the world seemed to dissolve into static as his ears flattened out.

"Did you even have a plan for how to attach your new head after you removed the old one and would be blind as a bat?!" he raged, unsoothed by the compliment. He paused. "Blink twice for 'yes' and three times for 'no'!"
lonelysmiles: (Face Half In Shadow)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-13 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Alastor locked eyes with the hypno eye. Without a command, it didn't really do anything more than his anger relaxing at the swirling colors.

The world returned to normal as his antlers shrank back down, eyes returning to normal.

Alastor blew out a breath, whisper-counting to himself "One, two, three, four..."

He kept going, body relaxing a bit more with each number. It was a trick a senior radio host had taught him at his old radio station back when he was alive.

He shut down those memories before he could get lost in his own head. At around fifty-two, he finally stopped.

"I'm sorry. You scared me. I felt your distress call and came as fast as I could only to find you headless and..." He shook his head. "Your bandages are bleeding. You're still injured."
lonelysmiles: (Eyeroll)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Let me do it. If you're not careful, your head's going to fall off," Alastor said, frustration starting to mount again.

He tried mentally counting as he started pulling the sweater up over his shoulders. He carefully removed Vox's arms from the sleeves before pausing to study the new issue.

"I'm going to go slow for this part. I don't want to rip your head off."

The nausea churned away but he ignored it for the moment. Once Vox was done, then he could vomit.
lonelysmiles: (Face Half In Shadow)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-13 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry. I've almost got it."

The sweater might be salvageable. (Big might.) Alastor had gotten blood out of a lot of different fabrics while alive.

However, once it came off, it wasn't likely it was ever going back on again. Not unless the turtleneck was changed into something wider. Or it all became a button-up shirt.

"There."

Alastor folded the bloodied sweater and set it on a cleaner spot of the workbench. Then he calmly walked over to the trashcan, picked it up, and proceeded to lose the lousy catered lunch he'd had on set.
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lonelysmiles: (Arrival - Half Open Eyes)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-13 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Alastor's heaving calmed after a few rounds. Then he put the trashcan down.

"I'm sorry. I just...You were completely headless. I know you wanted to have this grand reveal of your new head, and I ruined it for you."

He reached up, pausing as he automatically moved to place a hand on the side of Vox's head. However, there was a screen there now. He settled for resting Vox's lower part of the screen in one hand.

"You look lovely, my dear. The flatscreen suits you."

He was going to miss the old CRT, but if this was what made Vox happy, then Alastor would keep his thoughts to himself.
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lonelysmiles: Ah memories... (So Many Orphans)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-13 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
And Alastor was the shit that came before that.

He smiled softly at Vox, expression more genuine.

"The future's certainly bright," he quipped.
lonelysmiles: (Calming Down)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-13 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"None of my victims were anyone I cared about," Alastor said. "It’s an entirely different and unwelcome experience."
lonelysmiles: OH HI ZESTIAL LONG TIME NO SEE (Fuuuuu-!)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-14 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
It was a good thing his body could contort so easily in ways it really shouldn't. If it wasn't able to do that, the way he was being positioned would really hurt.

He didn't dare argue. It might not have been his intention to doubt his overlord, but fear was a form of doubt.

"I'm sorry," he whispered, ears flattening in fear.

Vox was very good to. Far more than he deserved, really.

But that also meant he knew the best ways to break Alastor if need be.
lonelysmiles: (What? No Deal?)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-14 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Alastor automatically moved in perfect synchronicity with Vox. He relaxed a bit that Vox didn't seem too upset by him. However, he was still on edge, fully knowledgeable that another misstep would not be appreciated.

Even if he did want to tell Vox to sit down, he bit his tongue. He'd gotten lucky this time. Best not to press it.
lonelysmiles: It's adorable! (Look At You Threatening Me!)

[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-14 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Vox. Alastor would never leave or backstab you. He'd rather have an Exorcist run him through.

Alastor gave a bow in return as was only right. Not just as a sign of respect to his dancing partner but as an additional show of apology for doubting his overlord for ever a moment.

"Is there anything you need from me?"

Eager. He wanted to make his lapse up to Vox. He wasn't more trouble than he was worth. Please oh please don't throw him away...
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[personal profile] lonelysmiles 2024-03-14 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Alastor didn't hesitate, didn't ask questions. He simply followed.

He'd wondered if he'd have to clean up the mess. Somehow it unsettled him to clean up Vox's blood and throw out the remains of his old head. Though perhaps he needed to get used to it. Just because Vox was happy with the current generation of flatscreens didn't mean he wouldn't upgrade in the future.

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