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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-11-05 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"After all I'll do...! Keep you safe and warm, do my best to keep you fed, and I awake to their tap-dancing somewhere on my kidneys..."

But he slowly ran his hands down his face. "Rgh... I feel like I just woke up and I'm already stick-a-fork-in-me done... like I ran a marathon."
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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-11-05 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The offer was accepted just as wordlessly, his smaller figure huddling in as he turned to bury his face against his husband. He knew why everything was happening, knew that this was just the norm for a while. But things like this, like now? Made it all feel much more manageable.

He was so glad he's here.

All those options sounded wonderful. He only pulled away enough to be able to speak clearly: "Dealer's choice... so long as it's not a problem if I'm unconscious before you finish."
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Curious, he wondered what sort of story this was. The writer was a familiar name, but the tale...

This was a man known simply as the Time Traveler. He would regale his dinner guests about a jump he took nearly a million years into the future, meeting the Eloi and the Morlocks, what had happened to earth in all of that time and his attempts to communicate with them both. At one point, this person's machine was stolen, and...

Well. He wasn't going to know how it ended tonight. Lucifer's snicker at earth becoming like a garden in a million years (sure, if humans ever got their shit together) was one indicator that he was still conscious, but that was about the long and the short of it. As the Traveler returned, told his tale and wasn't believed, only to disappear on another adventure, this listener's breaths had evened out, and eventually the king was very quietly snoring.

In his mind's eye, he was putting together his own time machine. What would the planet look like in 800,000+ years...?
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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-11-06 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
He went back in time, rather than forward. He wanted to see the dinosaurs again, touch some pretty feathers, and maybe jump ahead a little after to kick sand in Adam's face. He feels like he didn't get to knock him around enough for everything he'd done.

But then he somehow hitched a ride on the time machine, returned to modern day with him, and-

Lucifer gave a small grunt. His eyes opened unevenly, head feeling weird. Something jostled it.

He lifted his head, for the moment still relatively dead to the world.

"...Sorry. Time's it...?" Head felt weird. He had himself a big stretch, but reached up to touch it. Huh... a knit hat. When'd that get there?
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It had been one of those knock-out naps for sure, enough that he hadn't entirely noticed the drool. Whoops. At least he hadn't slept the entire day...

But to wake himself up further, his wrist went to rub at an eye as he sat up. That tea smelled... incredible.

"Mm... well, I don't feel sick right now, at least." He also felt pretty hungry after picking at breakfast this morning. A good sign? Maybe. But he'd been hungry this morning, too, before the little blueberry just said 'no'.

"I think what I needed was a cuddle~" Yeah, he's waking up. But he pulled off the beanie and looked it over. Was there a label? Did he conjure this?
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Then he... made this? Maybe he shouldn't be so surprised that he had taken up knitting alongside knowing how to work a stitch. Touched, he pulled it back down upon his head, and helped himself to the tea. Mercifully, his stomach hadn't given so much as a clench.

He'd be lying if he said he didn't feel a little pang when Alastor shifted out of bed. That nap had been one of the best he'd had in a long time, curled against somebody warm and (by his account) safe.

"Oh... That's very sweet, love. Thank you. Just don't go through too much trouble, now."
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The response earned a good-natured eyeroll. But once left to his own devices, Lucifer had a little more of his tea before he cast a rather distant gaze to the far wall.

It was rather wild, really, that after talking about it and trying, this was... seriously happening. He was so accustomed to changing his shape that accommodating for their plan was a cake walk. He was also a builder, someone who thrived in making... and here he was, taking on what was by far perhaps one of the most complicated things one could make.

Oh, how angry his old colleagues would be. They sure were pissed when Charlie came along, and they'd just have to suck it up for this fawn and any other one that comes after just the same. Because nuts to them. Lucifer Morningstar does whatever he god-damn well pleases.

"...Do me a favor, won't you, kiddo...?" He brought a hand to his middle. "He's busting his antlers downstairs. Let me be able to keep more things down, and you get to enjoy all the tasty stuff he makes, too. I'll even endure all the real spicy--"

He jumped a bit when Alastor returned, and turned his head. His face prickled a bit.

Lucifer cleared his throat once he was joined on the bed. "I was, ah... just... negotiating. Because all of that looks really good and I'm starving."
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"And for the challenge, of course," he added, not minding the poke. He knew he potentially had to fight off weirdos trying to touch later. "You wouldn't like something easy."

Lucifer grinned, and shifted to sit on the edge of the bed and see to that tea stand. He reached for a sandwich. "What if they're like a little raccoon, and all they want are dino-shaped nuggets?"
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He chuckled. "I can't say I'm a very good hunter, but I could definitely try. Learning to enjoy the fruit of your hard work is a must, for sure."

Lucifer realized he was hesitating. He paused, took a breath, and took a big bite. God, he needed to eat. He needed to eat more now, as it wasn't just him he needed to feed anymore. The king was no fool- his experience as Charlie grew in Lilith was fresh in his mind- but now he wished he'd asked more things... then again, he didn't think he'd actually be going through a pregnancy himself.

He needed to hit the libraries.

Pause. Another bite. He needed to mentally remind himself that it wasn't the act of eating that was tough. It was always about 20-30 minutes after that was to make-it or break-it. They'd just have to see.

"...Fighting for yourself, too. Your dreams. Don't take shit from other demons, don't make weird Deals, but don't be afraid to stand up and fight for dreams that may even have others laugh at you. Pride at its purest."
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He nodded. Focus on the flavors... okay... this was mild, he liked the little crunchy. This was different from the things he tried on that cannibalistic lunch date, but if he could manage that, he can manage this!

Lucifer snickered. "I wasn't worried when it came to Charlie. But now I can't help but think of a scenario where I might have to ask them to give that poor kid from the playground their soul back..."
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"I can only promise to do my best not to be the go-to pushover."

He finished his sandwich and went for another. No hesitation. Let's do this!!

"But if they can manipulate you, I think we'll have created a monster."
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One might say this would be a kid who needed protection the most. But this was also the safest kid in Hell. Creation forbid anyone actually try anything.

You'd have to clean them up with a squeegee.

Lucifer nodded- this one would be able to traverse as a hellborn- and he next realized he'd finished the second sandwich. Maybe he should... stop... eating like the food was going to disappear if he looked away for too long.

He smoothly switched to his tea.

"Well. So far, so good. We'll see in about an hour if this offering is accepted."

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