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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-04-20 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
He peeked back. ...Perfect. Tongue poked between his lips for focus, his tail manifested to loop the base of Keekee's saucer and snagged that too.

"Aww, good giiirl, Keekee~ You liked your snackie, baby fluff?"

If he had one personal rule, it was that whoever cooked should not be doing the dishes. Then he himself sort of broke his own rule by washing as he prepped, whenever he took it upon himself to make anything. Truly, a complicated King.

He paused, eyes on the ring. If he needed to wash things up, he should... probably...

...

He placed it on the counter. It's fine. It's right where he can see it. It'll only be for a couple of minutes, that's all.

Plates, silverware, filet knife, pan! He even challenged himself to do it all in record time. Maybe? Damn. He should have set a timer! Oh well.

But he washed his hands after with the frenzy of a little raccoon. His heart was racing uncomfortably. He needed to put the ring back on-

"Ooh- Wow, what's- why did-?" As he went to dry off, he wondered where that little nip of pain came from. He found the culprit: In his speed of washing everything, the keen knife had nicked a fingertip, aggravated by the soap and water. There, a small gold bead lingered.

"Oh. Whoops. Nnnnote to self: Don't wash dishes while on the sauce..." Because that's why he did it. He was- he was a little drunk.
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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-04-20 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Alastor was practically there in a blink thanks to his own slowed faculties. Chided, Lucifer scowled as best as he could. ...Even if the demon was right, and he had been a little careless.

But then he'd wiped up his hand, which was nice. ...And...

Okay. So. He remembered the joke he'd made about giving awful ideas by saying things like 'eating them'. He remembered, and was now a victim of it.

But before he could do much more than feel his brain fizzling, there was a bandage to cover where he'd nicked himself.

"...'ppreciate it." Boy that didn't even remotely sound even and put-together at all.
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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-04-20 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you're kind of a bastard and unfair, Alastor. But fairness isn't what gets you to climb the ladder like you had.

"Uh- nope! Nope, I'm good! I think I can manage that much without injuring myself or falling asleep in the hall or something."

Tonight was a weird night and he needed to sleep and clear his head and work some things out.

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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-04-20 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Pat pat pat, and away he goes. "Good... night?"

Lucifer.exe requires a restart.

But in his privacy, his arms and shoulders slouched. He blinked blearily.

"Yeah... yeah, I'm... taking a drinking break..." Teleporting was possibly dangerous while intoxicated. So the King chose the walk of shame by exiting the kitchen on foot and setting off for sleep.

"...And checking the dates on the barrels."