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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-06-18 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
His grin sharpened as he perched his cheek upon a hand. "Oho... Don't write checks you can't cash, Alastor. You're talking to the ringmaster!"

Let's see, he knew which of his personal collection of bourbon to use with a few sexy dashes of this and that, he'd need some good ice cream, maybe nab the cherries down in Gluttony... some chunky little guys that are a little on the tart side.

"Done. Let the gumbo be the timer. Once it's all nibbled up, you're getting a little show. Though, I wonder now..."

A little flutter of his eyelashes, very innocent.

"...Were I to compare you to something red, might I instead have likened you to a merlot?"
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"Decadent and flavorful, eh? Oh, spoon some jam on me and I'm a whole appetizer! Whoever could resist having a little bite?"

And down goes his third beignet, emphasis on the bite.

"...Soft, cozy, smooth. Lingers on the tongue. That's when you have your next bite."
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He couldn't help but... observe that bite. Those teeth tear flesh, snap bones, all under the cheshire grin.

...Yet the way they bit through him, just enough to take...

"Gets a little hard to stay at just a few bites, too. You want all of it for yourself, because you never know when you might get to enjoy such a treat again."

He missed grabbing his coffee mug. Got it the second time, though. He was a little busy with his lingering gaze.

"...So what if maybe you had a little too much before...? The brie should be flattered it came to be so tasty that you couldn't contain yourself."
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The king had been... perceptive lately, particularly on the ever-present smile. It never really seemed to fade, but there was an odd gentleness with which he took down a treat such as this. To compare it to the way he likely tore into the flesh of another living being in contrast spoke volumes of a sort of self-control.

Which, in fact, led him to consider letting him have him again. ...BLOOD-WISE. BLOOD-WISE. Sheesh, where was his brain going lately!?

"You practice what you preach, that's for sure. Why, anyone would be foolish not to think about just how well you put it to use in... culinary matters."

He rolled his shoulders to loosen up his collar. It was getting a bit tight.

"Regardless- A brie waits to be eaten. Perhaps it's been waiting for so long that..."

He traced a thumb idly over the surface of the mug and cast his eyes away. "...Maybe it wonders if there's an appetite for it any more. Then it wishes for a touch of danger. Reckless, that brie."
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What was he saying...? Weren't they at each other's throats before? How could he even be considering-

"...So I'll leave the door open, then. Suppose you wanted a red carpet, too, hm?"

Lucifer Morningstar, you will not come off as EASY!!

...Or perhaps he was being too difficult...?

He wasn't sure. All he knew was Lilith. This was entirely brand new, and even in the Garden, Adam had been a mega dick and those days were like a dream. Not like the nightmare of all the recent bloodshed, all the struggling to break bread with Heaven...
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It was automatic how he'd stood, and took the offered hand. But his heart was fluttering, stomach jumping in anticipation- settle down, he just ate- before the question had struck him dumb.

"Uhm. Ah."

Where. Do people usually go for this?

"Oh, anywhere's... fine? If you're messy, you're messy. I'm not a neat freak, I just play one on TV."

That didn't make any sense.

"Sorry. Had a lot of sugar."
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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2024-07-11 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Despite the admission creating a ton of questions in his mind- how can a man like that really not know what he's doing when it comes to damn near anything? Fake it 'til you make it, he guessed- he went stock still with but a simple gesture.

Marigold quickly rose in his face before he cleared his throat.

"Oh, uh- well- I suppose this would be a rare consensual blood-letting, wouldn't it?" He really wished he hadn't sounded so husky, there.

He jerked a thumb to the sofa. "I got real woozy last time, so at least here, I don't need to be carried somewhere. Keeps us both comfy."

To give himself some air, keep himself from fidgeting, he moved on ahead, and dismissed his hat and coat with a bit of magic to send it hanging on a nearby rack.

He had to wonder if he needed to give some sort of line, a proposition... but it wasn't like Alastor knew, either. They really were just winging this. When he took a seat he straightened up, smoothed down his shirt, and... um, hm. Wondered.

"Soooo... how about a safe word, then?"
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Alastor earned a short huff and a little swat at the pinchy hand.

"Well, yeah! I'm not exactly an endless supply, y'know!"

He briefly puffed a cheek as he reached up and started working his buttons undone, just two or three; with a hitch of his shoulders he eased it down, exposing one and the collarbone.

"...And we'll do somewhere different this time. Charlie was... wondering what happened to my arm before." Look, he didn't want her to fuss. Here would be easier to cover up.

That's his logic and he's sticking to it!
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He sniffed. "Brie, then a grape, huh? I should thank you to keep categorizing me in the dessert range."

As for where, hmm. He brought a hand to his shoulder. Despite the bloom of grey from his wrists to his claws, the neck and shoulders were the pristine white. "I guess... here? Any marks can go under the jacket easy enough and keep the nosies from asking questions that aren't any of their business."
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"C'mooon, Anne Rice is a classic! Her later works are kinda eh-" He wobbled a hand.

"But if vampire roleplay is what you want to do, golly, by all means~"

A pause. A finger raised. "But the minute you go 'bleh-bleh-bleh', we're done. I should hope you're better than that, Bambi."
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Don't you fucking dare Alastor

His stomach did a rather pleasant flip with the fabric tug, and another at the drawl. Oh, well, he just wasn't being fair, was he-?

But he managed a lopsided smirk. "Alright. Magnus?"
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"Damn, you're right," could- could he keep calling him that...? He was starting to get used to it already. He hadn't really been called anything in... a long ti- hooooh fffgh the claws, that's nice-

"...Heh? Pailllll...asse? Sure. I can remember that."

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