Vox blew out a sigh. "Tell me about it! God- the migraines, the shoulder aches, the way the pain shot up into the eyes some days..."
He slowly rotated his glass between his hands. "No idea how I never went insane. Talk about your damnation, or... what, your punishment for being a naughty boy up top or whatever. Has to be nice to be able to make your deer bits adjust size on a whim."
He paused, vaguely gestured toward his antennae. "Up top. They can't be light when you go full Prince of the Forest."
"Oh, it's not so noticeable until only one of them's shed for the season!" Alastor scoffed and laughed. "Then my already twisted neck gets stuck at a tilt. At least until I pull the damn thing out like a bad tooth."
Wouldn't be long before they shed again, even - rut just ended, and his body was probably going through its obnoxious beastly processes. Idly, he started to fidget with an antler - it already felt loose, sparking pain as he wiggled it until it popped off and into Alastor's hand. He didn't seem to flinch, even as blood started running from his scalp down the side of his face.
With a chuckle, he gripped it in his fist until the antler grew out with his magic - then offered the large branching thing to Vox. "There, see? Hardly weighs a thing."
"What's next, a craving for some succulent moss on occasion?" Lulled by the music softly playing, he could already smell the wood polish and the kegs in their prime again. Not even dust and the faint smell of dried blood long aged could remove such vivid old memories.
A brow furrowed. He made a face when Alastor simply snapped off the antler and watched the blood run. His fingers briefly tightened against his glass, and before he could stop himself, he remembered how that blood had tasted while deep in the throes.
Sigh. God damn it.
He sat up straighter with the offered antler. Wait, what? No fucking way. He's full of it. But when Vox relinquished his glass to accept it, he'll see whether the guy was full of it or not.
"Now now, don't get too sexually charged by it, old pal," Alastor chided, though sure enough - he let go of the antler and went to fiddle with and remove the other, leaving Vox to keep a hold of the branching horn offered to him.
It didn't have velvet on it like a real antler... it was more... bark-like, if anything. Like a dense branch. Terribly imbalanced, gangly and awful - really, every bit as monstrous as his stretched out, stitched-up form always was.
"Oh, kink-shaming, Al? You don't even know half of the shit I'm into, for one." Huh. This was like a fallen branch in some haunted woods somewhere, just as spooky as the rest of the guy.
With a smirk, he added, "I'm sure some Etsy witch will love this, though. Won't even need a bullshit story- if they know it's from the Radio Demon they'll fight me for it."
But don't mind if he fidgets with it, tending tines as best as he could, tapping it against the countertop.
"Your Velvette won't be able to make any useful potions from it, love or otherwise," Alastor rolled his eyes as he gave Vox a very pointedly accusatory tone. And then took another sip before setting the whiskey down - it was curling in his gut a bit harsher today, making the decision to stay more sober much easier.
"Besides, I suppose fair is fair - I've absconded with something of yours as well. Makes a pretty little trophy."
Vox winced. "Ooh, Vel's not gonna like being compared to other witches of any caliber outside of, what, fucking Lilith?"
Velvette would want NOTHING to do with this. Too craggy, too weird, too 'I don't want to know what Vox did to this before handing it to me', because nobody has faith in him. He's not going to be weird about the antler!!! Holy shit!!
He really did keep it... Bound and gagged. Bound. And. Gagged.
He played it off with a half-shrug. "Antler's a nice trophy, but your staff or your coat are more my speed."
Vox paused, rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Maybe photo evidence of a tail."
"Oh? What makes you certain I have a tail like this?"
Frustratingly, Vox had seen him when he was almost feral with hunger, but.... he could play coy about whether that tail Alastor had still can show on the human guise.
Vox barked out a laugh, and after setting that antler aside- he's totally taking that, he'll accept a trophy- he took up his drink. Neat was nice, but he enjoyed his whiskey on the rocks a lot more. Made for a nice crunchy little treat at the end.
"Here's my thought process, work with me: I put out there that I have photo evidence that answers what burns in the minds of conspiracy theorists and your lesser fans everywhere. Does he have a tail? Or doesn't he? The people will clamor for a chance to quell that curiosity, and I can play coy, let those imaginations spin while I alone hold the the key. The entertainment I'd get from that ALONE is worth having a polaroid of something that may or may not exist! The most priceless prize!"
"I never understood the broiling need to know that so many people had about something like that. Do they want to think that I'm more of a beast than a man? Does me having a tail make me somehow less frightening? Would it be funny, imagining the Radio Demon with a ratty little tail, hmm?"
As Vox leaned back, Alastor leaned in, eyes glowing a subtle red.
"No, I think that's funnier that they'll never know. What a thing to agonize about - does one lay awake at night, tossing and turning and wondering? Well?"
His stomach twisted into a knot, but he stuck to his guns and reached up to press a finger to the nose. "I'm hurt. No credit at all, no sight into my vision...! But then again, I've spent nearly a century perfecting how a business is run; how to lead the flock into my pen."
Fine, then. Keep your secrets.
"But tails are hot! You'd actually incite envy. When you can't pick your form- save for yours truly, of course, haha- you see others and smolder when they don't have tails, wings, extra eyes, the ability to shift...?" He gestured to Alastor.
"Honestly, I think you should lord it over others more."
The spark flit between his antennae despite the souring of his screen. "I'm stating a fact! I have people who research this sort of thing: What trends, the strength of them, how long they've lasted in search of patterns and how to keep interest. You're also popular, though I can't exactly fathom why, so mash the two data points together, and there you go."
He drank, let the chilled liquor soothe a throat that was feeling raw and dry, especially as the nicotine was leaving his system.
"...You did far more drooling than me last week, anyway," he added coolly, and swirled the glass.
The last comment earned an angry bit of feedback and pop, but nothing sharper.
"Yes, well, my particular brand of degeneracy doesn't grant me insight to the degeneracy rampant in the Sinner population at large, I suppose," Alastor rebuffed, reaching for his glass again and scratching at the lip of it instead of drinking. "The beastly Novembers aside. Ugh. Pathetic."
He tipped the glass enough to relieve it of one of its ice cubes, and quietly crunched away as he listened. Then he shrugged a shoulder. "You know they'd probably stick you with the same shit if you went upstairs after you died, too. If they're not all boy scouts and mormons or whatever up there, anyway."
But he blinked and looked over. Guy could hold his liquor, but he was nursing it. He was usually three deep by the time he finished his first, something he'd note with a laugh way back when.
"...Blondie get you practicing some kind of sobriety purity crap now? How am I outdrinking you?"
Yet you seem to answer to her and stick with her. ...What's your deal?? What does she have on you?
Maybe he should put a few more pins in that tacky shack.
"HAHAH! Riiight, riight- Breaking News: Radio Demon afflicted with what the kids like to call tummy troubles. What does this mean for your radio broadcasts for the quarter? Is 5G to blame, as expert crackpots are claiming? All this and more, tonight at 6 sharp!"
The initial shock faded away to another belly laugh, and a hand slapping the countertop twice.
"Okay- okay- Point one: Fuck you! Point two, and I cannot stress this enough: NOBODY prepares you for how strong the fuckin' liquor is here in Hell! I still wonder if they put that beelzejuice in my cup somehow."
Alastor laughed as well, trailing it off with a tired 'hmmm' before he picked his glass up properly again and instead of drinking it, tilted it over Vox's glass and topped off his 'pal' with what had remained of Alastor's.
"The violent sick must've been all that saved you from a crippling addiction."
"Yeah, well, heaving so hard that you have to check after for any lost internal organs is enough to sober anyone from overdoing it."
Not one of his best moments, sure. But he quirked a brow while the rest of Alastor's drink joined his. No remark? No quip? It was enough to have him forget his remark about deer backwash.
A thought helplessly bubbled up in his mind. It was enough that he brought the glass to his lips and drank without comment, doing nothing to mask the sparks in his antennae whenever he was deepest in thought.
"'Fair's fair' aside, I..." He drummed a metallic claw on the glass. "...Liked... this."
He paused. He let the little voice be ungagged for a second. "I mean, you scare the shit out of all of Hell as it is, and Blondie can't be a good drink and dance partner. We both know that. ...If you're bored out of your mind of the kumbaya at some point... I can open another evening for something more your speed."
Could he spin it, if he had to... Alastor remained silent in thought, considering the ramifications. Rosie wouldn't like him dallying around, but she also let him work within the confines of the deal.
He'd kept things quiet about their tryst. About his rut - even if he had every reason to gloat and take advantage. And yet here he was, not pushing, not asking, not for anything besides... this.
Alastor isn't soft. Not sentimental. But a break away from the Hotel, the princess and her ridiculous plan, the fools that he was in charge of...
"Well, I suppose so long as my job at the Hotel doesn't keep me too busy. Such persistent media hounds snuffling about all day certainly limits how often I can leave the place unattended."
"And I've just about got an entire city to run! Aren't we a pair of busy little bees...?" One last tip, and he drained the rest of his glass. He always liked the little clink of ice.
Vox sighed his satisfaction. The guy vexed him on days that ended in Y, but he knew his liquor. He knew his music.
He was inspiring.
His stomach twisted with the thought. The voice was grabbed by the shoulders and held deep into a handy bathtub, allowed to scream, bubble and struggle again.
Vox pushed his seat back and stood. "So it's time I buzzed back to the 9-5. Got an expo coming up, and I've got investors what need their annual buttering up around the corner. It's nothing on your November, of course, but there's my yearly pain in the ass."
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He slowly rotated his glass between his hands. "No idea how I never went insane. Talk about your damnation, or... what, your punishment for being a naughty boy up top or whatever. Has to be nice to be able to make your deer bits adjust size on a whim."
He paused, vaguely gestured toward his antennae. "Up top. They can't be light when you go full Prince of the Forest."
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Wouldn't be long before they shed again, even - rut just ended, and his body was probably going through its obnoxious beastly processes. Idly, he started to fidget with an antler - it already felt loose, sparking pain as he wiggled it until it popped off and into Alastor's hand. He didn't seem to flinch, even as blood started running from his scalp down the side of his face.
With a chuckle, he gripped it in his fist until the antler grew out with his magic - then offered the large branching thing to Vox. "There, see? Hardly weighs a thing."
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A brow furrowed. He made a face when Alastor simply snapped off the antler and watched the blood run. His fingers briefly tightened against his glass, and before he could stop himself, he remembered how that blood had tasted while deep in the throes.
Sigh. God damn it.
He sat up straighter with the offered antler. Wait, what? No fucking way. He's full of it. But when Vox relinquished his glass to accept it, he'll see whether the guy was full of it or not.
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It didn't have velvet on it like a real antler... it was more... bark-like, if anything. Like a dense branch. Terribly imbalanced, gangly and awful - really, every bit as monstrous as his stretched out, stitched-up form always was.
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With a smirk, he added, "I'm sure some Etsy witch will love this, though. Won't even need a bullshit story- if they know it's from the Radio Demon they'll fight me for it."
But don't mind if he fidgets with it, tending tines as best as he could, tapping it against the countertop.
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"Besides, I suppose fair is fair - I've absconded with something of yours as well. Makes a pretty little trophy."
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Velvette would want NOTHING to do with this. Too craggy, too weird, too 'I don't want to know what Vox did to this before handing it to me', because nobody has faith in him. He's not going to be weird about the antler!!! Holy shit!!
He really did keep it... Bound and gagged. Bound. And. Gagged.
He played it off with a half-shrug. "Antler's a nice trophy, but your staff or your coat are more my speed."
Vox paused, rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Maybe photo evidence of a tail."
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Frustratingly, Vox had seen him when he was almost feral with hunger, but.... he could play coy about whether that tail Alastor had still can show on the human guise.
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"Here's my thought process, work with me: I put out there that I have photo evidence that answers what burns in the minds of conspiracy theorists and your lesser fans everywhere. Does he have a tail? Or doesn't he? The people will clamor for a chance to quell that curiosity, and I can play coy, let those imaginations spin while I alone hold the the key. The entertainment I'd get from that ALONE is worth having a polaroid of something that may or may not exist! The most priceless prize!"
He paused. Then he leaned back.
"...So do you-"
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As Vox leaned back, Alastor leaned in, eyes glowing a subtle red.
"No, I think that's funnier that they'll never know. What a thing to agonize about - does one lay awake at night, tossing and turning and wondering? Well?"
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Fine, then. Keep your secrets.
"But tails are hot! You'd actually incite envy. When you can't pick your form- save for yours truly, of course, haha- you see others and smolder when they don't have tails, wings, extra eyes, the ability to shift...?" He gestured to Alastor.
"Honestly, I think you should lord it over others more."
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"I see your game now. You're looking for more from me to drool about like a dog. Aren't I enough, old friend?"
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He drank, let the chilled liquor soothe a throat that was feeling raw and dry, especially as the nicotine was leaving his system.
"...You did far more drooling than me last week, anyway," he added coolly, and swirled the glass.
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"Yes, well, my particular brand of degeneracy doesn't grant me insight to the degeneracy rampant in the Sinner population at large, I suppose," Alastor rebuffed, reaching for his glass again and scratching at the lip of it instead of drinking. "The beastly Novembers aside. Ugh. Pathetic."
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He tipped the glass enough to relieve it of one of its ice cubes, and quietly crunched away as he listened. Then he shrugged a shoulder. "You know they'd probably stick you with the same shit if you went upstairs after you died, too. If they're not all boy scouts and mormons or whatever up there, anyway."
But he blinked and looked over. Guy could hold his liquor, but he was nursing it. He was usually three deep by the time he finished his first, something he'd note with a laugh way back when.
"...Blondie get you practicing some kind of sobriety purity crap now? How am I outdrinking you?"
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Maybe he should put a few more pins in that tacky shack.
"HAHAH! Riiight, riight- Breaking News: Radio Demon afflicted with what the kids like to call tummy troubles. What does this mean for your radio broadcasts for the quarter? Is 5G to blame, as expert crackpots are claiming? All this and more, tonight at 6 sharp!"
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He wasn't even there for that - he just ended up catching the clip.
"The chromatic aberration in it, too-- hahahaha! I thought you'd sick yourself to second death!"
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"Okay- okay- Point one: Fuck you! Point two, and I cannot stress this enough: NOBODY prepares you for how strong the fuckin' liquor is here in Hell! I still wonder if they put that beelzejuice in my cup somehow."
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"The violent sick must've been all that saved you from a crippling addiction."
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Not one of his best moments, sure. But he quirked a brow while the rest of Alastor's drink joined his. No remark? No quip? It was enough to have him forget his remark about deer backwash.
A thought helplessly bubbled up in his mind. It was enough that he brought the glass to his lips and drank without comment, doing nothing to mask the sparks in his antennae whenever he was deepest in thought.
"'Fair's fair' aside, I..." He drummed a metallic claw on the glass. "...Liked... this."
He paused. He let the little voice be ungagged for a second. "I mean, you scare the shit out of all of Hell as it is, and Blondie can't be a good drink and dance partner. We both know that. ...If you're bored out of your mind of the kumbaya at some point... I can open another evening for something more your speed."
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Could he spin it, if he had to... Alastor remained silent in thought, considering the ramifications. Rosie wouldn't like him dallying around, but she also let him work within the confines of the deal.
He'd kept things quiet about their tryst. About his rut - even if he had every reason to gloat and take advantage. And yet here he was, not pushing, not asking, not for anything besides... this.
Alastor isn't soft. Not sentimental. But a break away from the Hotel, the princess and her ridiculous plan, the fools that he was in charge of...
"Well, I suppose so long as my job at the Hotel doesn't keep me too busy. Such persistent media hounds snuffling about all day certainly limits how often I can leave the place unattended."
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Vox sighed his satisfaction. The guy vexed him on days that ended in Y, but he knew his liquor. He knew his music.
His stomach twisted with the thought. The voice was grabbed by the shoulders and held deep into a handy bathtub, allowed to scream, bubble and struggle again.
Vox pushed his seat back and stood. "So it's time I buzzed back to the 9-5. Got an expo coming up, and I've got investors what need their annual buttering up around the corner. It's nothing on your November, of course, but there's my yearly pain in the ass."
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The thoughts kept Alastor quiet for a bit, but he eventually shrugged. Played nonchalant while Vox kept glancing at him oh so hopefully.
"I suppose we'll see," he finally said.
You need to cut this off now, before you have to cut him down again.