Like "I need to lie down and wait for my legs to quit shakin'" popped. I'm Denji! Thanks for the party, Queen Bee!
[Now she'd armed him with a plate of very BIG beignets. Okay, this place was officially his favorite. But as his tail wagged anew, he couldn't help himself:]
Social- oh, like Sinstagram! I'm still learning how to use it, but we trade user names, right? I'm 'chainpawmassacre'!
[He had another beignet and was already bouncing. He'd only just gotten started.]
Heeheehee! I looooove being a first, that's so CUTE.
[She'll take out her phone in her second left hand and tap through. Hah, there it is, brand new account with amateur pics. She'll hit 'follow'.]
Might miss your posts 'cause I follow LOTSA people, but I post from my account all the time when and where the next party is. Come by any time and get MESSED UP on that sugar high, I like your vibes.
[He fumbled for the phone and followed the notif as he'd been taught. There it is... he followed back. You know, just casually following the Sin of Gluttony.]
Doesn't bother me any- I just take pictures of random shit! I don't expect to be famous over it or anything. It's mostly to keep up on stuff around here 'cause I'm new.
Alright, one up-messing, comin' up!
[Once his hands were free, he widened his stance and tipped the tray. He let the rest of the treats slide on down as he shark-attacked the rest of the pillowy treats and wound up with a mess of powdered sugar on the nose.]
[With a wave of her hand, the plate instantly refills - and with the Queen Bee's eager cheering, heads turn and join in the chanting. CHUG. CHUG. CHUG.]
[He gave his snout a quick slap to get the sugar off, but he had an audience now. Oh god... all pressure, but he was hungry.
Denji huffed out a breath to prepare himself before he tipped this plate and followed his prior strategy. Chomp, swallow, deal with consequences later. Chomp, swallow, deal with consequences later. He'd eaten some pretty foul-tasting things and garbage, what was wrong with tons of sweets?
To clean his plate was followed by hoisting the empty plate for all to see and howling. TOP OF THE WORLD!]
[People cheering him on. This... this was something he missed. Getting more pumped by the moment, he was ready to put a dent in some fuckin' shrimp and cocktail sauce.
Cold shrimp? He was used to it. It was like some nigiri, and the sauce was tomatoey, vegetable-y and rich. Little sweet, too. Would he be surprised? Nah.
She could call him honey-fuzz forever, though. It was nice. ...And she was cute as fuck, let's be real.]
I'll do ya one better! Practiced this one for weeks!
[A toothy grin and he started juggling the shrimp, something he picked up years back when he thought about busking for spare cash. Catch things in his mouth? Naturally. Chicks found it funny. He may not be eating it as quickly, but he could give off the showmanship.]
[Oh... oh, he's got this one! Just needed to step back and adjust, the cotton candy was floaty and lovely, and that just made the catch easy.
But he paused. It melted on his tongue and for a moment he looked confused, reaching up and touching the corners of his mouth to push the rest of it in, where it melted like the rest.]
Wait... what was that? That was awesome!!
[Someone had never had cotton candy until tonight, Your Majesty.]
[His expression briefly faltered, ears back with the realization. Could some people here pick up on that? Maybe he needed to be careful in the future...
But everything was back up. Never... never be hungry again? Milk and honey? That's- that's exactly what he'd said to Pochita once. Yes, he'd dreamed of it, and now he was here living in it! He shook himself off before he'd get too misty, and was ready for the cotton candy rain.
He knew that if he worked hard enough, he'd be in the exact spot he was in now. He just didn't think he'd actually reach that point already! He caught the fluff in his hands and gave it another toss, a layup before the catch in the mouth. There was a little flash somewhere, but he chalked it up to some people having a selfie somewhere.]
You're the fuckin' best, Queen Bee! I'm gonna try MINGLING!
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[Now she'd armed him with a plate of very BIG beignets. Okay, this place was officially his favorite. But as his tail wagged anew, he couldn't help himself:]
Social- oh, like Sinstagram! I'm still learning how to use it, but we trade user names, right? I'm 'chainpawmassacre'!
[He had another beignet and was already bouncing. He'd only just gotten started.]
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[She'll take out her phone in her second left hand and tap through. Hah, there it is, brand new account with amateur pics. She'll hit 'follow'.]
Might miss your posts 'cause I follow LOTSA people, but I post from my account all the time when and where the next party is. Come by any time and get MESSED UP on that sugar high, I like your vibes.
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Doesn't bother me any- I just take pictures of random shit! I don't expect to be famous over it or anything. It's mostly to keep up on stuff around here 'cause I'm new.
Alright, one up-messing, comin' up!
[Once his hands were free, he widened his stance and tipped the tray. He let the rest of the treats slide on down as he shark-attacked the rest of the pillowy treats and wound up with a mess of powdered sugar on the nose.]
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[With a wave of her hand, the plate instantly refills - and with the Queen Bee's eager cheering, heads turn and join in the chanting. CHUG. CHUG. CHUG.]
Keep at it pup, show us what you got! Go go go!
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Denji huffed out a breath to prepare himself before he tipped this plate and followed his prior strategy. Chomp, swallow, deal with consequences later. Chomp, swallow, deal with consequences later. He'd eaten some pretty foul-tasting things and garbage, what was wrong with tons of sweets?
To clean his plate was followed by hoisting the empty plate for all to see and howling. TOP OF THE WORLD!]
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Oh you are a NATURAL! Mix it up!
[Shrimp and cocktail sauce, now~! She's got a platter she oversizes for herself, just to catch up.]
Let's do this, honey-fuzz!
[CHOMP CHOMP dip dip dip CHOMP]
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Cold shrimp? He was used to it. It was like some nigiri, and the sauce was tomatoey, vegetable-y and rich. Little sweet, too. Would he be surprised? Nah.
She could call him honey-fuzz forever, though. It was nice. ...And she was cute as fuck, let's be real.]
I'll do ya one better! Practiced this one for weeks!
[A toothy grin and he started juggling the shrimp, something he picked up years back when he thought about busking for spare cash. Catch things in his mouth? Naturally. Chicks found it funny. He may not be eating it as quickly, but he could give off the showmanship.]
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[She clapped, mouth still full of shrimp before swallowing and getting it all down.]
Oh you are SO FUNNY!
[She'll give juggling a shot, too, 'popping' the shrimp into a confetti bomb of popcorn she tosses out for the crowd to catch in their mouths.]
Catch, honey-fuzz!
[She'll toss a nice big wad of pink and blue cotton candy just for him - easy as anything to catch, since it floats so cutely.]
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But he paused. It melted on his tongue and for a moment he looked confused, reaching up and touching the corners of his mouth to push the rest of it in, where it melted like the rest.]
Wait... what was that? That was awesome!!
[Someone had never had cotton candy until tonight, Your Majesty.]
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[She leans in, smiling as she stuck her tongue out just a little, and bat her eyelashes - after a beat she giggled and leaned back.]
Oooh, you haven't had the chance to indulge ever. Oh, honey-fuzz, you'll never be hungry at my parties! Eat and drink and it'll never stop flowing!
[Time for her to fly up, flinging huge amounts of cotton candy all over the party.]
THIS is the land of milk and honey you always dreamed of!
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But everything was back up. Never... never be hungry again? Milk and honey? That's- that's exactly what he'd said to Pochita once. Yes, he'd dreamed of it, and now he was here living in it! He shook himself off before he'd get too misty, and was ready for the cotton candy rain.
He knew that if he worked hard enough, he'd be in the exact spot he was in now. He just didn't think he'd actually reach that point already! He caught the fluff in his hands and gave it another toss, a layup before the catch in the mouth. There was a little flash somewhere, but he chalked it up to some people having a selfie somewhere.]
You're the fuckin' best, Queen Bee! I'm gonna try MINGLING!