⬢⬡⬢GLUTTONY RING⬢⬡⬢

[makethathoney]

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Everyone deserves a fun night out - why not try out one of those hellhound parties that Loona's friend Tex talked about?

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[lonelysmiles]

Ha! When in Rome, do as the Romans do! I can't say this is a venue I'd have chosen initially but it's never a good idea to annoy the hostess!

[He shakes his head with a laugh.]

I know better than to even try! I'd be on the floor with rips in reality opening up well before you started feeling it, my good fellow!

[helluvaboss]

Barky's not that big a deal! I fuckin drank her under the goddamn table last time I was here! Fuckers can't HANDLE how fucked up I can get.

[lonelysmiles]

Still, it isn't a good idea to annoy a Sin. I'm already likely to get into all sorts of trouble once King Lucifer hears about my little trip down here.

[He summons a slice of the pineapple pizza to himself, happily munching down on it for a moment.]

Perhaps in some way this is my "going out with a bang"! Ha ha!

[helluvaboss]

You think he's actually gonna execute ya?

[lonelysmiles]

I hold no illusions that it isn't a distinct possibility. Why, I met our king after I'd just finished killing the last of the old overlords, and he'd been ready to kill me then. Not that I blame him. A young upstart, freshly-manifested in Hell with the power to topple centuries-if-not-millennia-old evils? Who's to say I wouldn't attempt in Hell what he had in Heaven?

[He takes another bite of his pizza.]

He let me exist because he found my lack of desire to rule despite my conquest of the Pride Ring territories amusing. Once I cross that line of amusing to a potential threat, well, it's the void for me.