Soul Mate AU Post

[armsmode]

The "sign" for soul mates can be whatever, the way they meet or even if they've already met, whatever it is!! I just love soulmate aus.

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[moresuffering]

You think normies like my parents ever learned how to lockpick?

[killectric]

[He snorts again.]

No way. What about you? Can you do it?

[moresuffering]

I only read the book once.

[But. Shut up. Now he has to try.]

[killectric]

Haha! You actually read a book on it?! Man, talk about a waste of money. It's not that hard.

[Killua shakes his head and tugs the chest closer. He digs into his pocket for a moment before pulling out a knife.]

[moresuffering]

[He didn't read how to do it with a knife...] It was the library. [But... if Killua can do that it's kinda cool........]

[killectric]

[Killua lets go of the knife and takes hold of it with his psychic powers. He can get more force behind it when he jams it in that way, just breaking the lock with the impact instead of actually picking it.]

Tadaaah.

[moresuffering]

[No finesse............ ...What's he kidding, that was still cool. And opening a locked box is neat. Except that when he tilts the lid open and glances inside, he immediately slams it shut, turning bright red.]

[killectric]

Hey, what's the big idea?

[Killua hadn't gotten as much of a look, so when Ritsu just slams the thing shut he shoots him a dirty look.

Then he notices the blush.]

Hm? What, is it something dirty?

[moresuffering]

Shut up. [Yes. Ritsu's hand is still firmly holding the thing shut, but while he could probably wrestle with Killua normally, he can't prevent its opening via psychic powers.]

[killectric]

Nyeh? [Killua's got that devilish, cat-eyed smile again.]

Come on, let's see. We didn't open it for nothing! You're not scared, are you?

[moresuffering]

It's shockingly vulgar. [N...naked tiddy...]

[killectric]

It can't be that shocking. Come on, move!

[Killua tries to push Ritsu's hand away, though not really hard.]

[moresuffering]

[Ritsu's got a strong grip! He's definitely no physical pushover the way his brother is. Or the way anyone else in his class is.]

[killectric]

[What the hell.

Fine then. Killua picks up a piece of rubble with his telekinesis and taps Ritsu's far shoulder with it.]

[moresuffering]

[Ritsu jolts, whirling around and swatting at it instinctively. He can't keep the box closed with just one hand, but at least there's no one snuck up on them--]

[killectric]

[Killua slips the box away in that moment, letting the debris clatter thoughtlessly to the floor. He pries open the lid, and stares on with wide-eyes as a blush rises to his cheeks.

He slams the lid shut.]

[moresuffering]

[N A K E D T I D D Y]

I told you!!

[killectric]

[A WHOLE ENTIRE TIDDY.]

I'm not ready to be a man yet... [He mutters as he pushes the chest back under the bed.]

[moresuffering]

[Don't get a boner don't get a boner don't get a boner--






Ritsu is just going to hide his face in his hands and try not to exist in this corner]

[killectric]

[Killua awkwardly clears his throat and starts rooting around under the bed.]

Maybe there's some manga under here too?

[moresuffering]

Whatever... [He moans it piteously, then cringes at himself for that voice.]

[killectric]

[Killua pops back out a minute later.]

Nothing. Man... [He stretches his arms out, looking Ritsu over.] Wanna keep moving?

[moresuffering]

[What does he say? What can he say? He doesn't want to make it weird. He doesn't want to be laughed at. So he just hides his face more and pretends he didn't hear anything, ears betraying just how red he was getting.]

[killectric]

Hey, stupid. [Killua waves a hand in front of his face.]

I said do you wanna keep moving?

[moresuffering]

Shut up, idiot. Back off. [AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD - not helping is the soft voice in the back of his mind going he's your soulmate]